Catchy Quotes

This are quotes and small stuff I found here and there…

• “LAPD? This is the biggest gang in town!”
• Botox against excessive sweating
• “Think Big, call (Amy) Small”
• “Objects in the mirror are closer then they appear.” Printing in a side mirror.
• “Someone who speaks three languages is trilingual, someone who speaks two is bilingual. Someone who speaks only one language is American!”
• “I know, male parental unit”, says Connor to his dad.
• “I’m not a racist. I hate all people.”
• “101 is the worst Freeway in California”
• Never assume anything, because it makes an ass of U and me